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Tonight, the arena (aka, The Hive) should’ve been buzzing w/ fans, to see our New Orleans hornets open the 2011-12 NBA season at home against the Chicago Bulls.  Thanks to the lockout, Chris Paul is doing things like this instead.  Glad to see CP3 in action, even if he’s go no hussle when it comes irrelevant trivia.

Here’s a clip from his “I’m not really runnin’ anymore” speech Rick Perry gave in NH last week, animated like he was, w/ a bunch of left-winged, liberal media agendized translations =)

Actual Audio: Rick Perry Has An Awesome Tax Plan from scottbateman on Vimeo.

See, Herman Cain’s a different kind of Republican candidate. One who wants to protect us from spiders and big potato moths. He’s got swag, he’s hungry for a McDonald’s special and he’ll even leave you dime to go eat at White Castle.  It’s the latest installment of Bad Lip Reading

A stunning weeks-long rally, from 10 1/2 games out of a playoff spot on Aug. 25, to World Series champions with a 6-2 victory against the Texas Rangers in Game 7 on Friday night.  Enjoy it St. Louis, you won’t be tasting victory on Sunday; Who Dat!

A search of “The St. Louis Cardinals” within the first 4 minutes of the game’s conclusion produced only this video; enjoy your 15 minutes kid =)

Maybe it’s the 13 year old boy in me refusing to die, but I’m psyched that new episodes of Beavis & Butthead began airing tomorrow night (MTV, 9p/central).  Last night, B&B did the late night viewing world a solid, and took the spotlight off of Jimmy Kimmel’s interview w/ Snooki.

Conan takes the former Godfather of Godfather’s Pizza new Ad Campaign to it’s logical next steps =)

As we enter another week of Occupy Wall Street and other outposts of “the 99%” protesting economic inequality, we finally see one group that’s also had just about enough: the rich folks. In “Occupy Main Street,” the bankers and other wealthy Americans go straight to where the other half lives to let them know their disapproval.

The Rolling Stones “Some Girls”(1978) is being reissued for the digital age on 11/21.  Recorded during those sessions, “No Spare Parts” didn’t make the cut, nor was the song ever ‘officially’ released (boot-legging, not withstanding).  Though it will be included this time around, no need to wait for the sound to hit your ears.  Just take a leak on this: