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A guy walks into a bar in Tuscaloosa and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No”, says the Canadian “A taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi, I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “Its okay boys. He’s one of us.”

GO LSU!!!

Tonight, the arena (aka, The Hive) should’ve been buzzing w/ fans, to see our New Orleans hornets open the 2011-12 NBA season at home against the Chicago Bulls.  Thanks to the lockout, Chris Paul is doing things like this instead.  Glad to see CP3 in action, even if he’s go no hussle when it comes irrelevant trivia.

Here’s a clip from his “I’m not really runnin’ anymore” speech Rick Perry gave in NH last week, animated like he was, w/ a bunch of left-winged, liberal media agendized translations =)

Actual Audio: Rick Perry Has An Awesome Tax Plan from scottbateman on Vimeo.

The latest ‘Bad Lip-Reading’, HERMAN CAIN