“Maybe you should let me do the talking”

House of Representatives Majority Whip, Eric Cantor (R-VA) clearly does not understand the very thing he clings to when expounding his ideals.  Does this ‘Constitute’ a rewrite of the Constitution?: 

“The bill then says if the Senate does not act, then H.R. 1 [the House-passed bill that cuts $61 billion] will be the law of the land.” 

Wait…  What?!  No need for the Senate or the President?  Let the reeducation of Eric Cantor begin!  Enjoy =) 

The Kyle Turley Band performs this Saturday Night 4/2 at Southport Hall for the Annual Bayou Bash and Boil. If you haven’t seen Kyle’s band you do not want to miss this performance! Kyle rocks and his backing band will hurt you in a good way! Make sure you get there early. Kyle goes on first. Around 9p. Before that, he and I will partake in the ‘Potato Head Toss’. We will be tossing Mr. Potato Heads in a bucket of crawfish. See if Kyle can throw a Potato Head like he used to throw a football helmut!

CHECK OUT MY INTERVIEW WITH KYLE-
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CHECK OUT KYLE’S WEBSITES-http://kyleturley.com/
 http://gridironrecords.com/

AND CHECK OUT A KYLE VIDEO-

Think you’d ever vote for any of these guy, even with a name like that?!

Haven’t we all been Young Boozer at some point  in our lives?

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I call it, “Honesty in Politics”

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Unless the Lawless we’re speaking of is Lucy…

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Let’s face it, good politicians are usually Dicks!

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On election day, don’t Forgit to…  uh…  do… something…

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I can see into the future: you will not get elected.

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Lucky

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Unlucky

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Unluckiest

I lost to strip poker against the Bayou House Band ‘The Morning Life’. I suck at poker. They rock. Sorry, but this Sat. night at Southport Hall I will NOT be getting naked! (I want yall to show up after all!) It’s The Annual Bayou Bash n Boil! The Morning Life, The Kyle Turley Band, Pig Pen and 5 Finger Discount! BE THERE DUMPLINS’!

Journey’s tour (w/ Foreinger) hits the NOLA Arena 9-10-11… ( Hey, I can count; but, I digress)….  in support of their new album Eclipse (out 5/24).  Take a leak on some early listens below; enjoy =)

42 year old Lara is the oldest NFL cheerleader. And now being featured in a major motion picture!

click link for details-
 http://sportsradiointerviews.com/2011/03…

Check out the fancy color coded map of Junk Measurements in every country. USA comes in 2nd to last behind China. Maybe we ain’t so big but our junk is cute!

If you’ve ever thought viewing a hot chick dancing on a pole should count as a Religious Experience (thus fulfilling your required weekly visit to a House of God) you are not alone!

Jesus is a pretty accepting cat. At least that’s what people tell us. Apparently he’s not only down with holy-water and transubstantiation-type worship from inside the four walls of a church. But he’s also willing to make concessions to this modern age. Hence, Crystal Dean’s Pole Fitness for Jesus class hosted every second Sunday of the month. Where does God’s son figure into Lucite-heels and winding one’s body around a metal pole? We’ll let Crystal, a former stripper, explain:

Thank You Elizabeth Taylor for your talent. And for your Aids/HIV crusade. Rest in peace. Here are vids from Miss Elizabeth’s days on General Hospital in the 80’s as the wicked Helena Cassadine-

What celeb looks most like Muammar? You decide!