ACTUAL PRESS RELEASE I RECVD FROM THE JEREMEY SHOCKEY PEEPS ABOUT THE ‘NIGHT OUT WITH JEREMEY’ CHARITY EVENT-
PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release
CITY SPORTS HOSTS NIGHT LIFE EVENT WITH JEREMY SHOCKEY
MANDEVILLE, LA, APRIL 11, 2010 – New Orleans Saints Tight End Jeremy Shockey will be the guest of honor at an event hosted by City Sports Bar & Grill located at 527 North Causeway Approach (next to Winn Dixie) in Mandeville on Friday April 23rd.
This event will allow local fans to mingle with Shockey for the first time since the team’s historic Super Bowl win in February. Guests can expect to meet and greet with the player while enjoying food and drinks provided by City Sports.
Autographed items will be present for a silent auction with all of the proceeds benefiting the St. Tammany Parish Children’s Advocacy Center. The St. Tammany Parish CAC provides a voice of justice, hope and healing for abused children.
VIP tickets are $65 and include 2 drink tickets, food buffet, inside seating, and a live band. General admission tickets are $20 and include music provided by a DJ, wine and beer available for purchase. A portion of the night’s proceeds will go to the benefit of the St. Tammany Parish CAC.
City Sports is owned and operated by Joe Fazzio and John Barry of Mandeville. The event is scheduled from 7-11 p.m. on April 23rd, 2010, with Shockey arriving at 9 p.m. To purchase your tickets, please call City Sports at 985-951-7535.
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MY EMAIL BACK TO THEM DICTATED BY MY LAWYER. MY LAWYER DOES MOSTLY MARITIME LAW WHATEVER THAT IS BUT SHE ADVISES ME WHEN I NEED HER TO AND SHE IS WORKING ON MY LAWSUIT AGAINST THE TV SHOW ‘COUGARTOWN’ FOR STEALING MY LIFE. ANYWAYS…….
Dear Miss Susan-
Thank you for the press release. However, and I’m not sure if you are aware of this, Jeremy is MY husband. (in my mind) And although this is for a good cause, it is utter and total bs. Please know I will do damage to any broad who goes near him.
Jeremy is aware of my affection towards him (stalking). He refers to me as ‘that hot crazy girl on the radio’. See, he loves me!
In an effort to still raise money for this cause, may I suggest that I help raise money on the airwaves for this only IF I get the ‘date’ with Jeremy. My listeners are well aware of our passion and even refer to me as KAT SHOCKEY. My neices call him UNCLE SHOCKEY. I can guarentee if I get on the airwaves with this I could get donations for this cause but since my listeners are loyal, they will NOT donate unless Jeremy and I go out. Perhaps a moonlight cruise on the lake followed up by dual massages with oysters, chocolate, some Barry White and champagne. Just a suggestion.
I’m sure Jeremy will go for this. As I said, he loves me. It is hard for him being in the spotlight to go public with his feelings for me. I am very understanding about this dilemma.
Please mull this over with the folks in charge. And please tell Jeremy I have shaved my legs and will cook him a steak tonight!
Happy Spring!
KAT SHOCKEY number 88 1/2
Katina Kageleiry
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